POLITICS SMS

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.

A good leader is a person

A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.

Politics is the gentle art

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other

Voters don't decide issues, they decide

Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues.

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

I do not feel obliged to believe

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.

A good leader is a person

A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.

Politics is the gentle art

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other

Voters don't decide issues, they decide

Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues.

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

I do not feel obliged to believe

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

One of the penalties for refusing

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

The Best Of

"The Best Of Your Rulers Are Those Whom You Love And Who Love You, Who Invoke God's Blessings Upon You And You Invoke His Blessings Upon Them, And The Worst Of Your Rulers Are Those Whom You Hate And Who Hate You And Whom You Curse And Who Curse You"
Muslim
(We can see in which category our leaders fall)

AdaLat mAi kUcH

AdaLat mAi kUcH PoLiTiCaL qAiDi tHAy JiN kO bGaIr wAjA k pAkRa hUa tHa..
SaB aRaM sE bEtHy tHAy k sHoR pEdA hUa aUr AnGrAiZ jUdGe AayA..
TaMaM kHaRe hO gAyE bUt 1 bA-rOuB shAKs kUrSi Pe bEtHa rAhA..
JudgE nE gUsE sE uS sE kUrSi cHeN'nE kA oRdEr dIA.
UnHu nE khUd kUrSi utHA k pHeNk dI aUr zAmEeN pE bEtH gAyE aUr kAhA:
"kurSi chEn'ne waLe zaLiM,kyA ALLAH ki zAmEeN b chEn Lo gAy"
jUdGe wAs v MucH sUrpRisEd...
YeH aZeEm sHaKs "MOLANA MUHAMMAD ALI JOHAR" tHy..

Bush ka Kutta

Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,

Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay..

POETRY SMS

Har aahat ehsas hamara Dilaegi


Har aahat ehsas hamara Dilaegi,
har hawa qissa hamara sunaegi,
Hum itni yaade bhar denge aap k Dil me,
na chahte hue bhi aap ko yaad hamari aaegi.
I miss u, do u?




TERI YAAD AA REHI HAY


NA FIKR E FARDA
NA YAAD E MAAZI
NA CHAIN DIL KO
NA BE KARARI
NA HUD SE GUZRA HUWA JUNOON WO
NA KHAMOSHI WO PEHLE JESI
BAS EK UDASSI HAY DHEEMI DHEEMI
BAS EK KHAMOSH SI BE KARARI
JO ZINDAGI K ADHURE PAN KO
HUDON SE AAGE BARHA REHI HAY
SHAYAD TERI YAAD AA REHI HAY
HAAN…
TERI YAAD AA REHI HAY…!




Pal pal ne kaha 1 pal se


Pal pal ne kaha 1 pal se..
Pal bhar ke liye tum mere sath raho...
Pal bhar ka sath kuch aisa ho, k har pal tum hi tum yaad Raho.




Kaanto k badle phool kya do ge


Kaanto k badle phool kya do ge,
Aansoo k badle khushi kya do ge,
Hum chahte hain apse umar bhar ki dosti
Hamare is SMS ka jawab kya doge??




Har subah, teri muskurati rahay


Har subah
teri muskurati rahay
har shaam
teri gungunati rahay
tu jise bhi mile
is tarahe se milay
ke har milne wale ko
teri yaad aati rahay!




Kisi ke pyar ko bhulna na aaya hume.

kisi ke pyar ko bhulna na aaya hume. kisi ke dil ko dukhana na aaya hume. kisi ke liye tadpna to seekh liya par apne liye kisi ko tadpana na aaya hume.

NEW YEAR SMS

This is begining of a new year


Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!




A happy New Year

A happy New Year!
Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I’ve played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.

Receive my simple gift of LOVE


HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.




In The Universal Bank of God


In The Universal Bank of God
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you
So, Enjoy spending
Happy New Year.




The Glurious Year of MY Life to B ended


The Glurious Year of MY Life to B ended

Today.FORGIVE all of my Miss Behavior

with U,

and make the New year joyfull 4 other.

SALAM OF THE LAST SUNSET?

Of the year




All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year

Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.

12 Months happiness, 52 weeks fun


12Months happiness, 52 weeks fun,
365 Days laughter, 8760 hrs good luck,
525600 Minutes joy, 31536000 seconds success,
So wishing u a (*)Happy New Year(*)




I am sorry. aik buri khabar hay

I am sorry.
Ek buri khabar hai

Mujey bhool jana plz.
Mujhe kuch dinon baad tumhey,
Hamesha k liye chod kar
Chale jana hey tumhara apna

-2012-

Memorable moment r celebrated together


Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2008 bring Happiness for you Dear.




Apki ankho me saje he jo bhi Sapne


Apki ankho me saje he jo bhi Sapne Or Dil me chupi he jo bhi Abhilashaye,
Yah naya varsh unhe sach kar jaye
Aap K Liye Yahi Hai Hamari Shubhkamna.

MUNNA BHAI SMS

Impact of Movies


Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!




Battery is ok


After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK”




Abhi bole to bhai


Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender_Circuit Bhai.!




Wishing You A Wonderful


Wishing You A Wonderful Super-Duper - ZabardastXtra-Badiya - Xtra SpecialEkdum Mast n HappyBole To Ekdum Jhakaas*Happy New Year*




EXam's song by Munna bhai


EXam,s song by Munna bhai:

"Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.




Abhi bole to bhai


Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender...Circuit Bhai!




Oye maar gayay yaar.


Oye, maar gayay yaar.

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.




Tera bhot memory aa


Tera bhot memory aa rela tha

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega




Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa


Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa

Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.




Bhai... bole to bachpan


Circuit, "Bhai... bole to bachpan

Circuit, "Bhai...bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha."

Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?

Circuit, "Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat...
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!"




Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti


Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!




I May come there any time


I May come there any time!

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES SMS

Dont expect anything from anyone


In life, dont expect anything from anyone.
Because expectation, when not fulfilled, gives you pain.
When you get something without expecting it,
It gives you pleasure.
Keep doing your part
And leave the rest to God.




Being frustrated by short range failures


You must have
long range goals
to keep you
from being frustrated
by short range failures.




Your life is in your hands

Your life is in your hands,
to make of it what you choose
(John Kehoe)

If you want to enjoy anything


If you want to
enjoy anything,
always think
today is the first day

But

If you want to achieve anything
always think today is the last day.




Courage Doesnot Always Roar.


Courage Doesnt Always Roar.
SomeTimes Courage Is The Quiet Voice At The End Of The Day Saying,
"I Will Try Again."




To make our way


To make our way,
We must have firm
Resolve, Persistence, Tenacity.
We must gear ourselves to
Work hard all the way.
We can never let up




Only Good Thing About The Stone


A t t i t u d e
P e r s o n i f i e d

Only Good Thing
About The Stone
...That
Lies In My Path
Is That
They Become My
MILESTONE
As I Pass Them ... =)




Broken Hearted Girls

Broken Hearted Girls
r like the QUEEN in the
game of Chess. . .
No matter
How difficult the game
...is . . .
The Queen always have
the DEADLIEST MOVES ... 

Smooth roads never make good drivers


Smooth roads never make good drivers!
Smooth sea never makes good sailors!
Clear Skies never make good pilots!
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person!
Be strong enough to accept the challengers of life.
Don’t ask Life
“Why me?”
Instead say
“Try Me!”




The race is not over because

The most determinative sentence
which should alwayz be followed in life-
THE RACE IS NOT OVER B’COZ I HAVE NOT WON YET.!

Never waste an opportunity 2 say


Never waste an opportunity 2 say
I love U to someone U really like
Bcoz it is not everyday Ull meet the person
Who has the magic to let U fall in love.




Most optimistic line i have ever come across


Most optimistic line i have ever come across.

"I know i`m the boy of her dreams,

Its just that she hasn`t started dreaming yet"




If You Wanna Judge Your Relations


If You Wanna Judge Your
Relations...
Make A Few Mistakes
As,
Its The Only Point
Where Relationships
Show Their Originality

MOTHER'S DAY SMS

Full Form of Mother


Mother stands for

M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she's growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.




Being a full-time mother


Being a full-time mother is
one of the highest salaried jobs…
since the payment is pure love.
(Mildred B. Vermont)




Someone wiped away a tear


Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, dear Mother .




For the best mom


For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here’s a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother’s Day




ABBREVIATION OF MOTHER IS


ABBREVIATION OF MOTHER IS:

M:MOST
O:ORIGNAL
T:TOPCLASS
H:HONOURABLE
E:EXCELLENT
R:RESPECTABLE




Happy Mothers Day means more than flowers

Happy Mother’s Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!

When I comeback home in the rain


When I came home in the rain,
My Brother Asked: Why U Didn't take an Umbrella.
Sister:(Advised) why didn't U wait till rain stopped.
Father(Angrily): Warned! only after getting cold, U will realize.

Mother: while drying my Hair, said,
'STUPID RAIN! couldn't it wait, till my child came home.'
Thats MAA (Mother)




Mother, I love you


Mother, I love you,

For all that you do.

I'll kiss you and hug you,

Because you love me, too.

You feed me and need me,

To teach you to play,

So smile because I love you,

On this Mother's Day

MISS YOU SMS

U nvr turned bak


U nvr turned bak.
The day u moved out of my life.
Beatzz seemzz to b heartless.
Ur absence ceases mine EXISTENCE.
Missing U...:(




I Wish Someday I Can Spend


I Wish Someday I Can Spend
My All Waking Moments With You
And I Dont Have To Hate Missing You.




Your absence has gone through me


Your absence has gone through me
Like thread through a needle
Everything I do is stitched with its color.




we believe our MEMORY is weak


Generally,
we believe our MEMORY is weak,
BUT
When we want to forget SOMEONE,
.
.
.
we realize how powerful our MEMORY Is..!




missing someone whenever youre apart


ove is missing someone whenever youre apart,
but somehow feeling warm inside because youre close in heart.




HUM MAIN HI THI KOI


HUM MAIN HI THI KOI BAAT YAAD NA TUM KO AASAKE, TUM NE HUMAIN BHOLA DYA HUM NA TUMHAIN BHOLA SAKE...




Tum Nahi Aaye Lekin


Tum nahi aaye lekin, Tumhari yaad chali aai hai. Kal tum hamare saath the, Aaj bas hum aur yeh tanhai hai.




9 lessons in


9 lessons in life:
learn to care
learn to smile
learn to cry
learn to give
learn to forgive
learn to share
learn to trust
learn to love
.
n learn to say
.
u miss me




JA mere SMS JA MERE


JA mere SMS JA MERE SWEET DOST K PAS JA .... DHEERE SE JANA ...SHOR MAT MACHANA .. BZY HO TO..KUCH MAT KEHNA FREE HOGA TOW.... PYAR SE MISS U KEHNA..




My Eyes R Hurting


My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!




If Only One Star


If only one star would fall every time I miss you, then all the stars in heaven would be gone. Don't wonder if there are no stars tonight! It's your fault coz you made me miss you a lot.




The Word 'Hello' means


The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you!




In my life I learned how? 2


In my life I learned how? 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be
faithful 2 forgive but I couldnt learn how.. 2 stop Missing You!




I Miss U


, -. .- .
'. I .'
" . "

, -. .- , -. .- .
'. I '. Miss.'
" . " " . "

, -. .- , -. .- .-. .-.
'. I '.Miss.'You.'
" . " " . " " .




I May Seldom Tell


I may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.




IJust Wanna Give


()""() ()''''()
( ."o o", )
i just wanna give a HUG...
()""()"()
( �)� ) .....to a "Special Person" i don't get to see as much, but often miss.....




Kiya door reh ker tum bhi udaas rehtay ho?


Bun k ahsas meri dharkan k paas rehtay ho,
Tasveer ban k meri aankhon k paas rehtay ho,

Aaj poochtay hain aik sawal tumsay,
kiya door reh ker tum bhi udaas rehtay ho?

<Miss You>

MARRIAGE SMS

The Equation of Marriage


The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!




Marriage is made of trust & understanding

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

First marriage is the triumph of


First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience




Love Aur Arrange


Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?

Simple


Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..


Aur



Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)




What is marriage?


What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA




Advertisement of wife wanted




One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”




Meaning of Marriage


Meaning of Marriage for a woman -

Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man! 




Women Marry Because


Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .

Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .

Both Are Mistaken 




KHUDA kry k 2011


KHUDA kry k 2011 apko RAS a jy,
ap jisy CHAHENY vo ap k PAS a jy,
ap sara sal KANWARE na re,
dua hy APKA RISHTA lekar apki SAAS a jy.AMEEN? 




Shaadi Karni Thi


shaadi karni thi
par kismat khuli
nahi,

taj mahal
banana tha par
mumtaj mili
nahin.
ek din
kismat khuli
shadi huyi, ab
taj banana
hai-par
mumtaj
marti nahin




Marriage is a wonderful


Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?




2 Keep Ur Marriage


2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming,

Wid Love In The Wedding Cup,

Wenever U?re Wrong, Admit It;

Wenever U?re Right, Shut Up. 




Shaadi Me Dulhe


Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
.
.
.
.
Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh

Me Jao Na Jao Par

Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye 




Philosophy Of Life


Philosophy Of Life :

? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !

LOVE QUOTES

Love, war and life

Love is a war.
This war will end
when life will end

2 very painfull things


Shakespare says
There r 2 things in LIFE that r very painful
One is when ur love loves you & doesn't tell u
Second when ur love doesn't love u and tells u.




Relatinships r like a book


Relatinships r like a book
It taks a few seconds to burn
But
It takes years to write
So write it carfuly
&
never let it Burn!!




Time will always fly


Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me






Life ends when you stop dreaming


Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful




Dont believe too much in love


IF U FALLIN RIVER THERE IS A BOAT..,
IF U FALL IN WELL THERE IS ROPE..,
BUT IF U FALL IN LOVE THERE IS NO HOPE




Life spent with someone


Life spent with someone
for a lifetime may be meaningless,
But a few moments spent
with someone who really loves U,
Means more than a life itself!




A candle may melt


A candle may melt
and its fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.




As we grow older together


As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change. . . I will always keep falling in love with you.




The soul mate

The soul mate is what we aspire to and like to understand about us, is what we deem to be perfection, purity and endless regarding our own being.

KISS SMS

Kiss me quick


Kiss me quick
Kiss me slow
Then hold me sweetheart
And dont let go




Kisses blown are kisses wasted


Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated




Love is very blind


Love is very blind
Be very kind
When I kiss you
Please dont mind




Kiss me softly and speak to me low


Kiss me softly and speak to me low;
Trust me darling,
the time is near,
When we may live with never a fear Kiss me dear!
Kiss me softly, and speak to me low.




So Always Keep


> so always keep kissing



to


sweet childrens only plzzzzz...




Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?


Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess¦
Guess
.
.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.




Kis is like LAYS, no one can eat just one


Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one




A kis is not a kiss unless

A peach is a peach.
A plum is a plum.
A kiss is not a kiss
unless its with tongues..

Give Me A Kiss




"Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let's kiss afresh, as when we first begun."




Kissing Is Best


Kissing is best practice for lips. It keeps the lips

wet
soft
flexible
and
reddish pink

so always keep kissing 




if kisses were rain id send u showers,


if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*




A blessed KISS is on HEAD

People say

A blessed KISS is on HEAD

A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS

A passionate KISS is on LIPS

A romantic KISS is on NECK

But seriously

HOTTEST KISS is on

Iron

Try it:p