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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

RAKSHA BANDHAN SMS


SANTA BANTA SMS


SARDAR SMS


SHORT SMS


SMILE SMS


SORRY SMS


SUBHO BIJOYA SMS


TEACHER'S DAY SMS


VALENTINE DAY SMS


WIFE SMS

  Marriage Tip:

If Wife Wants To Get
Husband’s Attention,
Just Look
Sad & Uncomfortable.
If Husband Wants To Get
Wife’s Attention
Just Look
Comfortable & Happy.......



What Is The NexT Thingh
A Man Should Do After
Winning An
Argument With His Wife ?
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Apologize!!!!:-



Husband And Wife Are Like Liver And Kidney.
Husband Is Liver & Wife Is Kidney.
If Liver Fails, Kidney Fails.
If Kidney Fails, Liver Manages With Other Kidney.



Husband : Malang Baba, Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai
            Uska Koi Hall Batao
Malang  : Beta Agar Biwi Ka  Koi Hall Hota To Aaj Main Malang Na Hota?????;



No Knowledge Without College.
No Life Without Wife.
Wife Is A Knife Which Cuts Your Life
So, Never Select A wife In your College Life.



Husband Asks: Do You Know The Meaning Of WIFE? It Means.....
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE Says: No Darling, It Means :-
With Idiot For Ever.

WISE QUOTES SMS



Listen To Your Enemy’s Speech…
Because Your Mistakes Are Well Known By Your Enemies Only”
-Shakespeare-



Life’s Most Deepest Feelings Are Often Express In Silence……
And The One Who Can Read Volumes From Ur Silence Is Your True Companion…!!!!



Every Great Dream Begins With A Dreamer,
Always Remember, You Have Within You The Strength,
The Patience, And The Passion To Reach For The Stars To Change The World.



Ego Is Just Like Dust In The Eyes
Without Clearing The Dust,
We Cannot See Anything Clearly.



Each Moment Of Your Life Is A Picture Which You Had Never Seen Before.
And You Will Never See Again So Enjoy & Live Life & Make Each Moment Beautiful………



Living In The Favourable And Unfavourable Situation Is Called
PART OF LIFE….
But Smiling In All Those Situation Is Called
ART OF LIFE.


SAD SMS


ROMANTIC SMS

RIDDLE SMS


When u get this SMS..
When u get this SMS, send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!



Riddle Of The Night
"RIdDLE Of thE NIte"


Q: Aik GOoNga apNI GirL fRieND Ko GaANa kIs taRAH sUNae ga?


RePLY MuST..



Question Br44
Question:
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It's A Challenge...
Reply The Answer.

answer:4/4+4*4=20 4/4=1 1+4=5 5*4=20