MARRIAGE SMS

The Equation of Marriage


The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!




Marriage is made of trust & understanding

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

First marriage is the triumph of


First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience




Love Aur Arrange


Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?

Simple


Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..


Aur



Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)




What is marriage?


What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA




Advertisement of wife wanted




One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”




Meaning of Marriage


Meaning of Marriage for a woman -

Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man! 




Women Marry Because


Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .

Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .

Both Are Mistaken 




KHUDA kry k 2011


KHUDA kry k 2011 apko RAS a jy,
ap jisy CHAHENY vo ap k PAS a jy,
ap sara sal KANWARE na re,
dua hy APKA RISHTA lekar apki SAAS a jy.AMEEN? 




Shaadi Karni Thi


shaadi karni thi
par kismat khuli
nahi,

taj mahal
banana tha par
mumtaj mili
nahin.
ek din
kismat khuli
shadi huyi, ab
taj banana
hai-par
mumtaj
marti nahin




Marriage is a wonderful


Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?




2 Keep Ur Marriage


2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming,

Wid Love In The Wedding Cup,

Wenever U?re Wrong, Admit It;

Wenever U?re Right, Shut Up. 




Shaadi Me Dulhe


Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
.
.
.
.
Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh

Me Jao Na Jao Par

Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye 




Philosophy Of Life


Philosophy Of Life :

? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !