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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

WIFE SMS

  Marriage Tip:

If Wife Wants To Get
Husband’s Attention,
Just Look
Sad & Uncomfortable.
If Husband Wants To Get
Wife’s Attention
Just Look
Comfortable & Happy.......



What Is The NexT Thingh
A Man Should Do After
Winning An
Argument With His Wife ?
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Apologize!!!!:-



Husband And Wife Are Like Liver And Kidney.
Husband Is Liver & Wife Is Kidney.
If Liver Fails, Kidney Fails.
If Kidney Fails, Liver Manages With Other Kidney.



Husband : Malang Baba, Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai
            Uska Koi Hall Batao
Malang  : Beta Agar Biwi Ka  Koi Hall Hota To Aaj Main Malang Na Hota?????;



No Knowledge Without College.
No Life Without Wife.
Wife Is A Knife Which Cuts Your Life
So, Never Select A wife In your College Life.



Husband Asks: Do You Know The Meaning Of WIFE? It Means.....
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE Says: No Darling, It Means :-
With Idiot For Ever.

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