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Thursday, July 21, 2011

FLIRT SMS

love another words also
i love u
i love u
i love u
i love u
i love u
i love u
i love u
i love u
i love u
i love u
i love u
i love u

I love another words also.


I dont flirt for fun


I dont flirt for fun, Its one of my duties
Tell me How can I resist such beauties
It is life with whom I like flirting with the most
I am still not committed though Ive fallen for the trap almost





Life ka sucessful Moral



Life ka sucessful Moral:
"Pyar woh nahin ke hum ek ko kitne saal taq karte hai."

"Pyar toh woh hai ke hum ek saal mein kitno se karte hai?"



LuV is an illusion

LuV is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted ppl...
Ppl wid strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING ;-)





There r 3 Kinds of Men


There r 3 Kinds of Men:

ASIAN-
Has Wife & GF bt Luvs Wife d Most

AMRICN-
Has Wife & GF bt Luvs GF d Most

ARAB-
Has 14 Wifes & 9 GFs bt Luvs his CAMEL d most





Ek ladki ne 400 meter race me ladkon ko haradi


Ek ladki ne 400 meter race me ladkon ko aaram se haraya.

Saheli:
Ye kaise kiya?

Ladki:
Mai piche se
skirt upar karke bhagi
Koi bhi mere
aage hi nahi gaya..!





I like your style I like your class



I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse!

Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!


Many crushes nd flirts are better than one true love bcoz



Many crushes nd flirts are better than one true love bcoz
- monopoly is always damaging,
and
- competition improves efficiency!

Pure economic theory of Love :P

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