FUNNY SMS

New Traffic Police Logo


New Traffic Police Logo

Please Drive Carefully
As All the Doctors Are On Strike




Due To Effect Of Recession

Due To Effect Of Recession

Written On The Sign On The Door Of A Toilet:
Value The Toilet Paper!!
Use Both Sides

Advertise On A Sweet Shop


Advertise On A Sweet Shop
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"Aik Adad Mulazim Ki Zaroorat Hay,
.
Jo Shugar Ka
Mareez Ho!"):-D




When there iz a long gap b/w marriage


When there iz a long gap b/w engagement and marriage,"who is most benefited??"

"BOY..?

"NO...!

"GIRL..?

"NO...!
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"its the mobile company" :D




Gift to the grand Maa

Girl to Her Brother :What aRe you Going To Gift Grandmother On Her Birthday?
Boy: A Football
Girl : But She Doesnt Play Football?
Boy: I Know,
But She had Also Gifted Me Book. :-)

Good News


Good News-
Nokia N73 FREE

With 1 Kg.
Tomato...

Buy 1Kg.
Tomato
Only for
Rs.12,950.

U R my best frnd

U R my best frnd.
Bharosa nahi?
Chalo fir Mina-e-Pakistan par chadenge
Me 1 2 3 bolunga Tum Kood jana.
Baad me jab tum 1 2 3 bologi
to me kood jaunga... :)

5 most undefined things of girls

5 most undefined things of girls:

1)Tum na bohat wo ho
(now what the hell is wo) =))

2)Mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi
(no one will ever know what was their umeed) :/

3)Tum pehle jese nahi rahe (they will themselves change u as time passes and then throw this dialogue) >:O

4)Sach batana,main kesi lag rahi hon
(do they really mean when they say sach batana) =D

5)I am very selfish na
(and they want you to say no dear u r not) :>

A onion get married to cabbage

A onion get married to cabbage
d nxt morning a friend asked
onion “How did u spend your first
night?”,
Onion said arre ek dusre ko
kholte-kholte hi subah ho gayi...!!!

Marriage may b made in heaven


Marriage may b made in heaven.. Bt maintenance charges must b paid on earth




Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen


Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?




Why dogs dont marry


Q: Why dogs dont marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dogs life!




Yar chaman, sir ka msg aaya hai

Aman : Yar chaman, sir ka msg aaya hai
ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karoon ?
Chaman : “Message sending fail” likh ke
bhej de...!!!

girls are like phones


girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button ull be disconnected!